A Doctor's Twelve Days of Christmas This classic Christmas song has a hilarious medical twist that's worth a try. You'll be giggling your hearts out. "On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me A Medical Practice Management Software. On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Four CAT Scans, Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Five silver stethoscopes, Four CAT Scans, Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Six vaccinations, Five silver stethoscopes, Four CAT Scans, Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Seven heart-lung machines, Six vaccination, Five silver stethoscopes, Four CAT Scans, Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eight artificial Hearts a-pumpin', Seven heart-lung machines, Six vaccination, Five silver stethoscopes, Four CAT Scans, Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Nine nurses dancing, Eight artificial Hearts a-pumpin', Seven heart-lung machines, Six vaccination, Five silver stethoscopes, Four CAT Scans, Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Ten technicians a-leapin', Nine nurses dancing, Eight artificial Hearts a-pumpin', Seven heart-lung machines, Six vaccination, Five silver stethoscopes, Four CAT Scans, Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Eleven penicillin shots, Ten technicians a-leapin', Nine nurses dancing, Eight artificial Hearts a-pumpin', Seven heart-lung machines, Six vaccination, Five silver stethoscopes, Four CAT Scans, Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software. On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me Twelve ridiculous malpractice suits, Eleven penicillin shots, Ten technicians a-leapin', Nine nurses dancing, Eight artificial Hearts a-pumpin', Seven heart-lung machines, Six vaccination, Five silver stethoscopes, Four CAT Scans, Three hypodermic syringes, Two EKG Machines, And a Medical Practice Management Software."